I can’t take the swine flu thing seriously, and that’s mostly because of what it’s called. I mean, I’m sitting here actively trying to think of a dumber name for a disease than “swine flu;” I’ve got nothing.
Judging from the Internet panic, this virus is going to wipe out the human race, and I’ll be honest here: I’m enough of a miserable little sociopath that I can’t say I would have a problem with that. If we’re all gonna die, then hey, great. Count me in. I just think it’s a shame the apocalypse had to come in the form of something called “swine flu.”
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