I have a plan. (It might even work.) Tomorrow morning, what I want to do is wake up when the alarm rings and then immediately sit up in bed. This action will have important symbolic value, because at that point I will have crossed the point of no fucking return: once I sit up, there will be no lying back down.
Then I will disable my Wi-Fi card. I’ll disconnect my router, too, and unplug my modem. Then I’ll go about my day with no Internet to distract me. That’s the plan. (It might not even work.)
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